: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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