I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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