when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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