I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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