You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
