It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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