so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
This is the high leading the old right now
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
