But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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