maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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