i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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