I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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