all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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