Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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