Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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