her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
The feeling are messing with the penis
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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