You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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