Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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