I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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