Small penises have feelings too.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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