So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
