Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Four minutes until I can fart!
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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