We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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