roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
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