Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
