Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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