I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
handjob tips. give me some.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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