I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
wanna go halves on a baby?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Still dying that you shit outside
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
