its not stalking. its research.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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