that's an acceptable place to lick
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
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