Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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