True but thats because hes a fetus.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i think i have herpe
just one?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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