ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
only if we run a train.
done.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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