He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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