youre lurking in front of me
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
