I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
