Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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