I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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