3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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