The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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