This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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