is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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