Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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