I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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