Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Randomize