spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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