He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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