doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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