He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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