just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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