Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
